Cabhatnell is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, contented deer.

Cabhatnell created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabhatnell, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cabhatnell, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cabhatnell's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Cabhatnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about moons.