Kadjadstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered fairy.

Kadjadstaf created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadjadstaf, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kadjadstaf, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kadjadstaf's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Kadjadstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Always help bats in need.

5. Retreat if six mites approach from the west.