Kimlentun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring duck.

Kimlentun created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimlentun, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kimlentun, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kimlentun's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Kimlentun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not hurt snakes.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Kimlentun loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about tortoises.