Bapsaslun is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, caring zebra.

Bapsaslun created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapsaslun, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bapsaslun, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bapsaslun's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bapsaslun's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Bapsaslun loves otters, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near ants while wearing white tights and balancing eight silver spheres on your chest.