Yogmutmot is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, loving camel.

Yogmutmot created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogmutmot, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yogmutmot, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yogmutmot's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Yogmutmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Respect your elders.