Sabyoksab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy mink.

Sabyoksab created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabyoksab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sabyoksab, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Sabyoksab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Sabyoksab's Holy Commandments

1. Sabyoksab loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Never play with disobedient children.