Dutzigyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, humane lizard.

Dutzigyarl created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Dutzigyarl, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dutzigyarl, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dutzigyarl's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dutzigyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six tin sculptures of Dutzigyarl on top of important buildings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.