Sogfardim is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, self-assured ferret.

Sogfardim created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogfardim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sogfardim, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Sogfardim's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Sogfardim's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sogfardim.