Gonfligbop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud faun.

Gonfligbop created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonfligbop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gonfligbop, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gonfligbop's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gonfligbop's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown seals for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.