Watnuttbap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient hydra.

Watnuttbap created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Watnuttbap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Watnuttbap, she will turn you into a worm.

Watnuttbap's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Watnuttbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Watnuttbap.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Never write about cell theory.