Satsidcundut Xenbogwon Madarpbast is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong scorpion.

Satsidcundut Xenbogwon Madarpbast created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Satsidcundut Xenbogwon Madarpbast, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Satsidcundut Xenbogwon Madarpbast, it will strike you with lightening.

Satsidcundut Xenbogwon Madarpbast's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Satsidcundut Xenbogwon Madarpbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Satsidcundut Xenbogwon Madarpbast on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.