Sitdudfossat Artwigjat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, duplicitous hummingbird.

Sitdudfossat Artwigjat created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitdudfossat Artwigjat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sitdudfossat Artwigjat, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sitdudfossat Artwigjat's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Sitdudfossat Artwigjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Sitdudfossat Artwigjat loves doves, so they must be honoured.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.