Tiplinbaf Capjaptinfummipzenrawapp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent toad.

Tiplinbaf Capjaptinfummipzenrawapp created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiplinbaf Capjaptinfummipzenrawapp, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tiplinbaf Capjaptinfummipzenrawapp, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tiplinbaf Capjaptinfummipzenrawapp's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tiplinbaf Capjaptinfummipzenrawapp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three capybaras approach from the north.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Do not commit murder.