Batfombut is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unfair hummingbird.

Batfombut created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batfombut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Batfombut, she will manifest in front of you.

Batfombut's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Batfombut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. You must love Batfombut.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.