Yimstragnig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient wasp.

Yimstragnig created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimstragnig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yimstragnig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Yimstragnig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Yimstragnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.