Basshig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy deer.

Basshig created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Basshig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Basshig, she will come to you in dreams.

Basshig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Basshig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Never laugh near manatees.

3. Never mention pigs.

4. Feed all hungry monkeys.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.