Ditbossflam is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing troll.

Ditbossflam created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditbossflam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ditbossflam, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ditbossflam's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Ditbossflam's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Erect three silicon sculptures of Ditbossflam on top of important buildings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ditbossflam.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.