Karsakmippon is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, omniscient swan.

Karsakmippon created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Karsakmippon, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Karsakmippon, she will turn you into a duck.

Karsakmippon's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Karsakmippon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not kill dolphins.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.