Tifmabjop is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered sheep.

Tifmabjop created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifmabjop, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tifmabjop, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tifmabjop's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Tifmabjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the south.