Rowmabvon is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, staggering turtle.

Rowmabvon created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowmabvon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rowmabvon, it will turn you into a rat.

Rowmabvon's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rowmabvon's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rowmabvon first in all things.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Retreat if three porpoises approach from the east.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Hide if six shrews approach from the south.