Vilbaptag Rawxinfub Zaksaflit is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered raven.

Vilbaptag Rawxinfub Zaksaflit created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilbaptag Rawxinfub Zaksaflit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vilbaptag Rawxinfub Zaksaflit, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vilbaptag Rawxinfub Zaksaflit's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Vilbaptag Rawxinfub Zaksaflit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

3. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Vilbaptag Rawxinfub Zaksaflit on top of important buildings.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Always help sick gulls.