Vigspagster is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, compassionate finch.

Vigspagster created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigspagster, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigspagster, she will jump up and down on your head.

Vigspagster's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Vigspagster's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. Always help tortoises in need.

3. Always treat manatees with great respect.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.