Bitnelltit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous squirrel.

Bitnelltit created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Bitnelltit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bitnelltit, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bitnelltit's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bitnelltit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Hide from white cats for they are unholy.