Bankendog Minstigjin is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, competent crocodile.

Bankendog Minstigjin created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bankendog Minstigjin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bankendog Minstigjin, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bankendog Minstigjin's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bankendog Minstigjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. You must love Bankendog Minstigjin.

3. Hide from magenta pigs for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.