Gutrilquaflensanjon is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, boastful wyrm.

Gutrilquaflensanjon created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gutrilquaflensanjon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gutrilquaflensanjon, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gutrilquaflensanjon's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gutrilquaflensanjon's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not keep nine horses in a large pit.

3. Run away if eight tortoises approach from the south.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always take life seriously.