Pidtararn is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, awesome clam.

Pidtararn created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidtararn, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pidtararn, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pidtararn's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Pidtararn's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Pidtararn loves doves, so they must be respected.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never hurt porpoises.