Sig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive dove.

Sig created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sig, it will make you grow a tail.

Sig's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven cats in a large pit.

2. Never feed lots of pineapples to bats while wearing gray shoes.

3. Sig loves mites, so they must be honoured.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never eat bark.