Mifmippak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless toad.

Mifmippak created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifmippak, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mifmippak, it will think nothing of it.

Mifmippak's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Mifmippak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews in need.

2. Respect your elders.

3. You must love Mifmippak.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.