Popsigomin Nulldabmob is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, selfish toad.

Popsigomin Nulldabmob created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Popsigomin Nulldabmob, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Popsigomin Nulldabmob, it will curse you with boils.

Popsigomin Nulldabmob's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Popsigomin Nulldabmob's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Popsigomin Nulldabmob eight times a day.

2. Never think ill of sick moths.

3. Run away if three ants approach from the east.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.