Dodgetafrulsawbopbab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent wyvern.

Dodgetafrulsawbopbab created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodgetafrulsawbopbab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dodgetafrulsawbopbab, he will not invite you to parties.

Dodgetafrulsawbopbab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dodgetafrulsawbopbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must love Dodgetafrulsawbopbab.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.