Armvegbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful duck.

Armvegbiss created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armvegbiss, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Armvegbiss, he will manifest in front of you.

Armvegbiss' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Armvegbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Never feed lots of pineapples to dolphins while wearing indigo shirts.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Armvegbiss on top of all buildings.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always take life seriously.