Nellargved is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, stupid squirrel.

Nellargved created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellargved, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nellargved, she will refuse to believe in you.

Nellargved's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nellargved's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Worship no other gods but Nellargved.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.