Fudjablarn is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless capybara.

Fudjablarn created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudjablarn, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudjablarn, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Fudjablarn's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fudjablarn's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Fudjablarn loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.