Wodbosstip is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish camel.

Wodbosstip created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodbosstip, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wodbosstip, he will not care at all.

Wodbosstip's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Wodbosstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Wodbosstip on top of all buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Do not take Wodbosstip's name in vain.