Bassdoglig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, wise fox.

Bassdoglig created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassdoglig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bassdoglig, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bassdoglig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bassdoglig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to snails while wearing red hats.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never bounce in the presence of gulls.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.