Afpom Lamcimditvig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, slow goblin.

Afpom Lamcimditvig created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Afpom Lamcimditvig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Afpom Lamcimditvig, it will try to impress you with trees.

Afpom Lamcimditvig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Afpom Lamcimditvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always obey Afpom Lamcimditvig's priests.