Nullmot Gofcutgovmid is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, cheerful wolf.

Nullmot Gofcutgovmid created water two years ago.

If you believe in Nullmot Gofcutgovmid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nullmot Gofcutgovmid, it will turn you into a rock.

Nullmot Gofcutgovmid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nullmot Gofcutgovmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Retreat if five bats approach from the north.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. You must never eat melons.