Neghabgutstipbop is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced donkey.

Neghabgutstipbop created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Neghabgutstipbop, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Neghabgutstipbop, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Neghabgutstipbop's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Neghabgutstipbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near goats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Do not skip in public.