Zimtanhot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise snake.

Zimtanhot created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimtanhot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zimtanhot, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Zimtanhot's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Zimtanhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always obey Zimtanhot's priests.