Singedfigfot is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful sheep.

Singedfigfot created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Singedfigfot, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Singedfigfot, he will be very sad.

Singedfigfot's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Singedfigfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured goats.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Singedfigfot on top of important buildings.