Pigtarpstrag Beprullkon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, egotistical octopus.

Pigtarpstrag Beprullkon created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigtarpstrag Beprullkon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pigtarpstrag Beprullkon, it will destroy your home solar system.

Pigtarpstrag Beprullkon's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Pigtarpstrag Beprullkon's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Worship no other gods but Pigtarpstrag Beprullkon.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about stars.