Nanortpag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, kind troll.

Nanortpag created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nanortpag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nanortpag, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nanortpag's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nanortpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Hide if three seals approach from the west.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help otters in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.