Bamtitlik is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, intelligent badger.

Bamtitlik created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamtitlik, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bamtitlik, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bamtitlik's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bamtitlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never jump near doves.