Rulldussgup is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omnipotent meerkat.

Rulldussgup created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulldussgup, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rulldussgup, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rulldussgup's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rulldussgup's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Never eat oranges.
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