Natfigbif is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, witless squirrel.

Natfigbif created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natfigbif, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Natfigbif, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Natfigbif's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Natfigbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Natfigbif's priests.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Never sit in the presence of dolphins.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.