Mapfliggig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless octopus.

Mapfliggig created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapfliggig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mapfliggig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Mapfliggig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mapfliggig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Mapfliggig.

5. Never talk about voles.