Stipwikleg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering naga.

Stipwikleg created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Stipwikleg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Stipwikleg, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Stipwikleg's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Stipwikleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Retreat if nine shrews approach from the east.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not take Stipwikleg's name in vain.

5. Never look at comets.