Benpangdun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, strong wren.

Benpangdun created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Benpangdun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Benpangdun, she will cry a lot.

Benpangdun's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Benpangdun's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Worship no other gods but Benpangdun.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never wear gray shirts.

5. Never look in ponds.