Gensandgigflowvabnullrak is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless dryad.

Gensandgigflowvabnullrak created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gensandgigflowvabnullrak, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gensandgigflowvabnullrak, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gensandgigflowvabnullrak's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gensandgigflowvabnullrak's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Do not take Gensandgigflowvabnullrak's name in vain.