Tallablak is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, two-faced parrot.

Tallablak created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tallablak, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tallablak, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tallablak's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tallablak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Retreat if four ducks approach from the east.

4. Never sit in the presence of hamsters.

5. Do not stand on grass.